Planet of the Apes

Claudiu | 23 Februarie 2007 | 84148.46 | publicat în Neclasificat | Tags: Comentează 

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Chimps Found Making Own Weapons to Hunt for Food

“The Washington Post has an article involving chimps and weapons. Apparently, there have been direct observations of chimps in the west African savannah modifying sticks to create spears. They then use these spears to kill small mammals and eat them. It is the first time that an animal other than a human has been directly observed in crafting a weapon for the purpose of hunting or killing.”

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Now that there’s reliable intelligence indicating that the chimps in Senegal are building weapons, an US led invasion should not be far.

Yes, obviously they learned it from somewhere else just as most people. You think humans are the only ones on the planet who know how to google?

First this: Evidence of Chimp Developing “Spoken” Language [slashdot.org], then this: Chimps Use Tool Kit [slashdot.org], and now Chimps Found Making Own Weapons to Hunt for Food. I’m telling you, we gotta get off this rock soon.

Chimp 1: This one is fatty and full of cholesterol
Chimp 2: Mmm… bacon!

Another group of chimps was observed to be enriching uranium, but they claimed it was for peaceful purposes.

As soon as Bush finds out…
…he’ll have some army uniforms tailored for them and have them join the ‘surge’ in Iraq.

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